Peas of Shit is packed with swearing, sex slang, bodily functions and zero apologies. It’s for adults 18+ with a strong stomach and a bad sense of humor. Your friends’ drawings will be worse.
If Granny’s in the room, now’s the time to send her to bed.
Everyone sees the same nonsense. Say it out loud until it turns into real words. The first pea to type the real phrase scores +1.
Everyone writes what it means. Then everyone votes for the best one with the names hidden (no voting for yourself). Most votes scores +1. Then the real definition is revealed.
Everyone draws it on their own screen. Vote blind for the best masterpiece. Most votes scores +1.
Race to 3, 5, 7, 10 or 15. Tied for most votes? Everyone tied scores. Tied at the top when the target is hit? Sudden death: the next point wins.
Done just tells everyone you’re ready, so you can take it back. When the clock runs out, whatever you’ve written or drawn still goes in.
Same room? Pick Big screen, put the host screen on the TV and play on phones. Far apart? Everyone plays on their own device and can hop in voice. Nobody around? Try Solo.
No accounts, no server, no database. This whole game is one web page. When you host, your browser runs the room. Moves travel to the other players through a free public message relay (HiveMQ or EMQX) and are never stored there. Anyone who knows your room code could peek, so share it only with friends and don’t write your bank PIN as a definition.
This browser remembers your name, pea, unfinished drafts and (for the host) the room in progress, so a refresh doesn’t kill the game. Clear your browser site data to wipe it.
Play stats. To count how many games get played, the game posts a tiny note to the same relay when you visit (once a day), start a game or finish one: your nickname, scores, deck, target, time zone and a random ID for this browser. No IP addresses, no emails, no accounts.
Voice chat is optional and only asks for your microphone when you tap Join voice. Audio goes directly between players’ browsers and is never recorded.
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